I didn’t want to fly, I had a rail-pass. I wanted to take the train.
The sensible option, then, is the sleeper train. Slide out of Tokyo in the early evening, dine, rumble and hopefully snooze your way north, peeking your head out early morning as you exit the Seikan Tunnel and see Hokkaido, roll on into Sapporo in time for a late brunch. You pay extra for the sleeper but it’s comparable to a night in a hotel.
Good luck booking a place on a sleeper train, said the Internet: the booking process is all in Japanese, domestic demand is high, all the places are almost instantly filled when the schedules are set each month and tickets are made available. Maybe, perhaps, if you have a Japanese-speaking friend or great language skills you might get lucky over the phone or in person at the start of the month, otherwise it’s not going to happen.
Time to settle down spend time with Hyperdia, the excellent online rail timetable, find another way – there is one and it’s quite simple really. Here’s how:
Take the earliest Shinkansen of the morning from Tokyo to Shin-Aomori where it terminates. Switch over to the Super Hakucho Limited Express and run through to Hakodate in Hokkaido, where it terminates. Change again to the Super Hokuto train which will take you on to Sapporo, where, guess what, it terminates. It’ll take around twelve hours, if you include a modest gap in Hakodate for lunch.
Importantly, type out your simple schedule, train numbers and times, and print it. Bring it with you to Japan and present it to the JR Rail Information Booth at Shibuya Station. The two attendants there will smile, examine it politely, nod, smile again and then, even without any Japanese language skills, you’ll understand instantly that your plan needs work. You’re not being judged, it’s clear from hand signals and apologetic noises that everyone at JR Rail is very happy and delighted that you’ve had a go by yourself and you’ve done very well, considering, but perhaps your plan could be improved just a bit… would that be alright?
Of course it is.
They go to work. Conversations are had in Japanese. Timetables as large as phone directories are consulted. Computer keyboards are tapped. The vital green reservation tickets are printed. They are in Japanese. Relax. An attendant reaches for her pen, it is one of those that contains different colours of ink, with sliders to select the colour – the tickets are carefully annotated. In English. In colour. The printed plan too is annotated, sections are apologetically crossed out, amendments are added neatly without, it is hoped, spoiling the plan which is a good plan but needed a little work. Explanations on the changes are given in understandable English, directions to the station platform needed the next morning are pointed to.
Say “thank you very much”, in Japanese.
Say it again a few more times. Then tell them they’re awesome, in English, because they are.